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The joke is pretty corny, but
it does illustrate a few different aspects of the
way Alaskans seem to feel about their own state...
Posted to the Alaska
Living Yahoo Group by, "Marty in Nome."
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold
and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and
pleasant. "I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands
parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and
said "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's ALASKA -- the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests. The people from
ALASKA are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and
they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in JUNEAU!"
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